G O L D E N    B I T C H E S

Ep. 1 "Blanche's Engagement" 

           Blanche gets engaged to an eligible (?) bachelor. 

 

 

 

 

 

Ep. 2 "Dorothy's Ex"

           Dorothy must confront her ex-beau at her sister's wedding. 

            ...with special guest star Sarah Purdum

 

 

 

 

Ep. 3 "The Request"

           Blanche's sister visits the girls.... in December.

           ...with special guest star Julia Garcia Combs

 

 

 

 

Ep. 4 "Rose The Prude" COMING SOON !!!

           Rose goes on an intimate camping trip.

Have you always wanted a modern day web-reboot of The Golden Girls, but didn't know how to ask?

 

WELL YOU ARE IN LUCK!

GENIUSPILLS proudly presents GOLDEN BITCHES, a webseries following the lives of four modern day Miami hipsters as they unwittingly live out plotlines from The Golden Girls.  

 

 

Taped in front of an imaginary audience in Echo Park, CA

 

featuring: Amanda Lyn Brass as Dorothy, Kate Ociepka as Rose, Nan Herbert as Blanche, Andra Moldav as Sophie, and Scott Monahan as Every Guy. Adapted for the Web by Andra Moldav. Directed by Jessica Richmond.

 

an Ultimate Lemonade Production

GOLDEN BITCHES is proudly presented by:

and:

GOLDEN BITCHES is brought to you with the unintentional support of the city of Miami; the perfect setting for a quartet of sex-and-cheesecake crazed lion cats.

 

Book your flight today!

 

Greater than your average kale, Khale is a powerful superfood known to alleviate inflamation, help with healthy cell regeneration, and inspire lucid dreaming. Rich in calcium and vitamin C, Khale has also been shown to lower cholesterol, decrease absorption of dietary fat, and help eaters out of existential doldrums. To top all that off, this Khale is cheesy! So enjoy a handful today!


"Cheesy Khale?? Now that takes balls."

DECK IT! is made by the inventors of picnics and can-string telephones. When technology overwhelms, good ol' fashioned DECK IT! brings back the simple joys of a pack of cards.

 

"Playing cards?!?? Get the DECK outa here!"